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Slenderman, Slenderman, Take This Child by Lee McGeorge

Yo guys!

It’s Joe here with my most special review for you all!

The Author of The Thing: Zero Day got in contact with me again to review his new book ‘ Slenderman, Slenderman, Take this child’.

It comes out early next year and as I received a manuscript version, I cannot wait to get my hands on a copy of the book to slide on my shelf!

Here’s a quick account of the book:

Young Jemima Collins, a young thirteen-year-old girl, is crushed when her mother dies in front of her eyes during a freak car accident.

Flying to Germany to hold a funeral for her mother, Jemima stays with her relatives and crazy Great-Uncle Tomaz, a famous horror novelist.

While staying at her relatives, Jemima finds something in the woods… A tall figure… telling her to take one of her Grandfathers books and to burn it…

Jemima, suffering with grief and frustration steals a book and returns to England, only to release a terrible fate onto her town.

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First of all a huge, huge thank you is sent to the author for sending me a manuscript copy of this book!

The author has told me that it is not the final version and that the final edition of the book will be slightly different, so things I say in this review may not be the same exact thoughts I or yourself have when reading the finished copy of this book.

While I’ve been at Uni, I’ve been poorly dabbling through books and trying to get myself into a regular reading pattern (which hasn’t seemed to have worked so far, but I’m still trying!)

Once this story arrived and once I started reading it, I couldn’t stop thinking about it. The way that the author has taken the urban myth of Slenderman and spun it into a dark, twisted, horrifying tale of manipulation, trust and murder has really changed the way I viewed the Slenderman story.

For those of you who do not know who Slenderman is here’s a quick and brief summary:

Slenderman, a tall, imposing figure who is dressed in a suit and is always surrounded by black smog, is an urban myth that started in Germany in the early 1600’s and has branched out globally after the popular and quite nerve-wrecking game ‘Slender: The Eight Pages’ that was released in 2012, since then Slenderman has become a house-hold topic that has had people talking about it for recent years.

It was rumoured to appear near parks that were situated next to forests or woods (Kind of like the German version of the Bogeyman) and tempt children into said woods to disappear without a trace.

People have blamed the Slenderman for real child disappearances, and there was also a brutal murder case founded a few years ago involving two girls who thought that Slenderman told them to kill someone. (Google the rest)

Anyways, now we know who Slenderman is, lets get back on with the review!

The story itself was a warped piece of work, yet enjoyable and so very intriguing.

I sincerely liked the way that the author can write about such a well-known story and immerse you in this new light that’s been shed on it, and make you want to believe that this is connected to the tale of Slenderman.

I enjoyed how the story was broken up, how new chapters would start with a excerpt of Great-Uncle Tomaz’s books as an intro to the chapter, which would explain certain things about Tomaz’s past or the past of other people – I liked this approach as it gave more background into the characters and the depth of the story itself become more intense and wider.

The story did creep me out at points, some points I genuinely had to stop reading take a quick breather and plough my way through it; the gritty-ness and darkened atmosphere that the author has poured into this book messes with your perception of the characters.

I remember reading sections twice because I couldn’t believe that a character could do or say such things.

The writing, to me, was very clever. It was simplistic, but yet it was very divulging and it shined on each character greatly, there was not a point where I felt the authors writing focused too much on one character.

The characters that the author created had their own individual traits and their own ‘identity’; what I mean by that is, that these characters didn’t really resemble your stereotypical main characters in a horror story.

The main young girl Jemima wasn’t a trickster who was possessed, the main cops were not heroes nor were they sincere or honest.

Each character had a light and a dark side, which was refreshing to see, rather than horror stories that have the classic ‘good’ guys and ‘evil’ villains.

My favourite character throughout this story would definitely have to have been Jemima.

Not because she’s the main focus of the book; but because her character was so complicated and so intense that it made reading the book more dark and more strange.

Jemima scared me at points honestly.

Overall, the entire book was really enjoyable and a really decent read, with dark scenes, shadowy characters and a distorted feel!

I would genuinely recommend this book to any Slenderman fan or any Horror fan, because either fan would enjoy it.

I want to, say once, again a massive thank you to the author for sending me this manuscript!

And a huge thanks to you guys, for sticking with me while I struggle my ass off at uni haha!

See you on the flip side guys!

Joe J

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Billy and the Cloneasaurus by Stephen Kozeniewski

Yo guys!

Joe here with a new review for you all!

Today I’m going to be reviewing ‘Billy and the Cloneasaurus’ by Stephen Kozeniewski.

Heres the blurb to get you intrigued:

Six billion identical clones make up the entire population of Earth, and William 790-6 (57th Iteration) is exactly like everybody else. In his one year of life he will toil in suburban mediocrity and spend as much cash as possible in order to please his corporate masters. When 790’s first birthday (and scheduled execution) finally rolls around, a freak accident spares his life.

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This book was a really good-weird-fun read!

I got this book from the author for an honest review.

This was possibly the weirdest book I’ve read and possibly will ever read, the author really does know how to make a really interesting story out of a strange concept!

After reading a-lot of his strange, irregular stories, it’s would’ve been safe to say ‘I’ve gotten used to his strange way of writing’ but this story took me by surprise.

William 790-6 is your regular every-day guy, he goes to work in Williomton (which is in Williamerica), he goes to the pub with his friends - who are also called William - and drinks olde Williame; he does everything within the rules and regulations, even when he goes to die, but yet; something happened that day which changed William 790-6’s life forever, he didn’t die - he survived his first birthday… No William's has ever done this in the history of Williams.

The story was very well written and it was so strange that I practically read every chapter twice.

I finished this book fairly quickly (apologies for late review - Uni has been draining) and I ended it with ‘what’ because of how quickly it ended.

To me the story worked well because it was a quick - get tot he point - story; this made it very enthralling and very paced due to the fact so much happened in a short space of time.

The main elements of the story that I didn’t really grasp was that it is called ‘Billy and the Cloneasaurus’ but yet we see pretty much a chapter with ‘Billy and the Cloneasaurus’, not to be a titular line concept, but I kind-of got a sense of misguidance. (I thought the story would be that the main William would create this dinosaur/clone through accidental science; slightly wrong, slightly right)

The story did make me laugh and it made me wonder, but it also made me scrunch my face up in confusion a few times - Though maybe that was what the author wanted from his audience, to figure out the weird and place it in to the wonderful.

The characters were cleverly designed. Every William was the same as every other William,  which was that they were mostly wooden characters.

By this I mean they were not rebellious, they followed each-other like sheep, they were all ‘designed’ a certain way and had the exact same traits.

But when William 790-6 came onto the scene, the authors writing really shined as it showed the dynamic change in 790-6’s character the moment he survived his first birthday, which was that he became slack to the rules and the way he allowed himself to manipulate his attitude and to manipulate his friends.

The other characters that appeared later in the book were pretty well created as-well - they had a simplistic back-story which made them mysterious and enjoyable… and I like that, I genuinely had a nice personal connection with William at some points within this book.

In all fairness, I really do like this author and this might seem like a genuine bias, I haven’t read a bad piece of work from him yet. Yes there are points in Billy and The Cloneasaurus that made me question what kind of book this was, or why the author had written that; but at the end of the book I found myself thinking how clever and witty this author was, which is pretty much why I enjoy his books as they make you question and think everything over, no other author has done that to me.

Overall - I enjoyed this book, it had a fulfilling storyline, the characters were implemented well and developed quite personally.

I urge you to read this authors work, if you don’t fancy this one then you can try one of these two books:

http://bookolio.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/braineater-jones.html

http://bookolio.blogspot.co.uk/2015/05/the-ghoul-archipelago-by-stephen.html

As you will truly find a great author within these books of strange consequences and weird characters.

Again, thank you for sticking with me while uni steals me away from you guys.

You’re all awesome.

Thanks, see ya on the flip side guys.

Joe :)

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True Calling by Siobhan Davis.

True Calling Review by Siobhan Davis

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Yo Guys!

Joe here with a new review for you all! :D

Sorry about being quiet, I’ve been really really busy with Uni studies and such (aiming for a first haha!)

Today I will be reviewing a book called ‘True Calling’ by Siobhan Davis.

Here’s some of the blurb to to get you intrigued:

Planet Novo, nestled in space twelve hundred miles above the surface of the Earth, is the new home of 17-year-old Cadet Ariana Skyee. Confused by the government-sanctioned memory erase and distressed at her impending forced marriage and motherhood, Ariana’s plans for the future are thrown into complete disarray.

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I was given an e-book copy of this book in return for an honest review.

Slight Spoilers and Swearing

This was not my book. It really wasn’t.

There were quite a few things in this book that didn’t sit right with me.

When Earth started to die, a new government decided to send humans onto an artificial planet called Novo, that they created twelve hundred miles above Earth. Ariana lives with her family and many other humans who were selected and moved to Novo; humans were selected to live on Novo by their medical records, their criminal records and their work/school records. So if you were a convict or had a critical medical condition, you would’ve had to stay on Earth’s destructed remains.

Ariana lives a ‘normal’ life; she goes to school, has friends, a family that loves her; but this all changes when she starts dreaming of a strange man named Zane; her father goes missing and the hottest guy in the school starts showing an interest in Ariana.

Okay, so, I have so many little queries with this story and overall I just didn’t enjoy it.

I really wasn’t impressed by the idea of taking young people and setting them into arranged marriages when they turn 17/18. It has a good idea for a story, but the way the author wrote it made it a bit silly and not really that tense.

The fact that humanity chose to save only a small percentage of human kind based on their clean records, good grades and good health; seems very elitist.

I mainly disagree with this because what if there was someone in a prison who had great grades, amazing health and the perfect genes but was only pushed back by the reason he shoplifted when he was sixteen. There really is an great amount of elitism and backwards methods in this book and I hope that it can slowly disintegrate or manipulate it in some way.

The story wasn’t that immersive either; the build up was lacking yet there were points where it could’ve been ramped up a notch, but it just wasn’t.

The world building felt slightly messy and quickly written; it generally didn’t feel like there was much creative input invested into the planning of it other than a young girl on a new planet in love with two guys and she had to chose which one she loved.

I didn’t understand how Novo was built in secret, I understand how it can be classified documents from the public, but you’d think they’d notice the giant planet being built next door? I probably missed something in the book but I really didn’t understand it.

This book really focused on shock factor for the reader’s attention; such things as love triangles, family struggles are okay but then the author added in a part about the government outlawing homosexuals and anything to do with homosexuality or any type of sexuality apart from heterosexual relationships…

I rolled my eyes and wanted to throw my kindle down and never touch the book again.

YOU DON’T HAVE TO DISCRIMINATE SEXUAL ORIENTATION’S TO MAKE A GOOD BOOK.

The author literally made it so that the book could continue and the story could progress; so that Ariana and Cal could break Cal’s best friend out of jail for him to get to the rebels to get Ariana and Cal to safety.

Fuck.

Characters:

The characters in this book are pretty wooden, generic and very ‘Perfect’.

Ariana starts off as a strong, independent woman (sorry) who literally has the perfect life and is really cool in my opinion!
She’s pretty well written… until the love triangles happen and she just becomes this whiny little girl who pines for her lover and for the man she has no memories of.

I don’t see her as this strong, powerful character that other reviews are chorusing her to be.

Cal is the popular, outspoken, beautiful boy who captures all the girls’ attention.

He’s the cocky, arrogant kid in class who always has something to say.

I really don’t like the idea of this character, especially when Arianna’s best friend stated how Cal might only be rude to Ariana because he fancied her.

Right okay topic time; I do not understand the need for difference between books written with a male or a female protagonist. The books with male protagonists normally either have literally no love interest or go into a complete fucking Harem (A story were a guy has multiple girls wanting him, but he only wants one… or two)

Then when we go into a book with a female protagonist we see endless lines of guys that SHE fancies and that SHE wants and it seems that they either always get heartbroken, the dude dies/sacrifices himself or the dude isn’t in love them; I find it to be a bit of bullshit honestly.

I mean; I’m all for freedom of choices and such, but there comes a point where it becomes a literally guideline that YA authors and sometimes in general ALL authors find and think ‘THAT WOULD BE GOOD YES’ no, not atal - They start off creating an awesome character who is really badass and then the male love interests come in and it drives the Female protagonist to look like some damsel in distress who only does these things for the attention or the acceptance of the guy she’s doing it for.

Rant over.

Fuck. (This isn’t just a straight jab at the author; I literally mean this with all YA authors)

The relationships were borderline boring and borderline-almost-kind-of-sort-of realistic; they were very fantasy like.

The action in this book was utterly overshadowed by unneeded emotion.

The book to me wasn’t great.

I didn’t enjoy it as much as I thought I would’ve and I’m quite saddened by that.
Thank you too the author for sending me this book.

I don’t have anything else to say guys…

I’ll catch you on the flip side, guys.

See ya later.

Joe :)

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What Lies Within - James Morris

Yo Guys!

Just a quick note to ya’ll!
I am so sorry I’ve been so distanced from the blog lately I’ve been in one of the most stressful predicaments of my life  - I’ve move to Uni! :D
So far in in my first few weeks and it’s going great! London has really been one of the kindest cities I’ve visited so far J
This is mostly the reason why I’ve been so preoccupied and had such little time to read/review.

But now I’m slowly getting settled and I am getting a good reading vibe back!

Thank you so much for being so considerate with us being so terrible at putting up reviews for books! We are still doing them just life becomes priority number 1 sometimes.

Anyways! Back on with the show:

Today I’m here to review What Lies Within by James Morris.

Now if you’ve heard of James Morris; then you will know that he is originally a Scriptwriter most notoriously known for his episode of Smallville ‘Static’.

So you could imagine my excitement when I opened an email from him!
I generally read and re-read the email about 5 times haha just to make sure I wasn’t dreaming.

Here’s an excerpt from the blurb:

Shelley Marano is an ordinary, unexceptional high school senior…until the day she receives a cryptic text message, and her world tilts sideways. Now she’s in real danger, although she doesn’t know who would want her dead, or why. As she starts to unravel the mystery, the truth about who she really is proves to be more frightening than she ever imagined. With the lives of her and her friends hanging in the balance.

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***Disclaimer – Going to be a little bit of swearing in this one***

I did enjoy this book; though I enjoyed it for reasons I normally wouldn’t enjoy a book for.

The main reason I did like this book was because it felt episodic.
Every chapter felt like we were picking up a brand new episode and it was very freshly done! The story was enticing and was very well developed.

The first third of the book was kind of lacking in the writing department, which made it fly by. The writing was so simple and static that I did just fly through it, now that necessarily isn’t a bad thing – but looking at it from a readers perspective it was really struggling to push myself to continue it, wanting the writing to become a little more solid and plot focused which would make me think more.

Two thirds of the way into the book and we finally started to see the more plot-heavy, thick writing that every reader enjoys from a Crime/Thriller book!
The settings and the descriptions of people, places and scenarios were very well detailed and described even more so than characters emotions. This was something that grinded me a little; as much as I enjoyed the detail, I felt like we were missing a crucial connection with the characters and this made them more wooden and just characters instead of these people we need to care for.

After a few more chapters (still within two thirds of the book) we finally start to see some awesome character progression.
I finally started to grow slightly attached to the characters and their problems, especially Winston!

During the last third of the book is when everything became a great build up it became both super intense and super dramatic.

The writing became much more chilling and gruesome during this final third, I did like the subtle switch from a teen-y styled crime book to a full out gore-fest! :D

The ending was very obvious, I guess?
Like I generally expected and called everything that happened, which made it a little anti-climactic.

Okay so the main reason why I enjoyed the story is because even though the author is originally a Scriptwriter, he handled his first novel well and he created a nicely crafted world, which in my opinion, he moulded greatly.
The writing and descriptions were amazing and the detail put in to actually give you a nice imagery for your mind was really full and filling.

The characters, to me, were a very mixed bag.

In the beginning of the book, the characters to me were just that; Characters. There weren’t any outstanding traits or qualities that made them jump from the pages.

The first three characters we are introduced to are Winston, Shelley and Shelley’s Dad.

Winston is the lovesick, comic relief of the book; he is in deep love with Shelley but she doesn’t know it or acknowledges it. He’s a little bit of a wimp at heart though.

Shelley is a feisty and brave 16/17-year-old woman, She is also the protagonist of the story!
I liked Shelley but she was so wooden and wound so tightly that she was literally a puppet to the authors will.

Shelley’s Dad is your typical Dad, caring, comforting and always there.

I did enjoy his character as he kind of served as the buoy in Shelley’s storm.

As we progressed further into the books and as the madness within unwound upon Shelley, we start to see new characters emerge and the two older characters become slightly different.

Winston is still the comic relief just this time creating more of a ‘macho’ persona for himself; he becomes more confused about his feelings and is more drawn to work with her in fear of her getting hurt.

I do like Winston as he reminded me of me, weird, witty and just downright paranoid about everything!

Shelley on the other hand though seemed to not know how to control her emotions. Which I really liked?

The nature of the story sent her spiralling out of control, I mean if you found out you were adopted for some sort of experiment you would too be all over the place with thousands of thoughts blasting through your mind.

Shelley’s Dad pretty much stayed the same honestly.

A new character that really pissed me off was Remy.

I literally have nothing nice to say about him. How he used his own broken childhood to get to Shelley and then to just use it to have sex with her… cold man.

And in the final third we witness a few more new characters.

First off though:

I like Winston, he’s cool :) he’s your typical ‘good-guy’ character who is madly in love with the main girl, I don’t normally fall for that cliché, but with the way the author has written Winston it makes it bearable and quite enjoyable to read.

Shelley starts to hit breaking point at this moment and I really enjoyed this huge change of Shelley’s demeanour, from being this confident – cool woman to becoming this frail, paranoid lady who was always looking over her shoulder.

When Shelley and Winston talk now has become one of my favourite parts of this book, as to when they did back at the start.
The character progression for Shelley and Winston, it felt like a real teenage discussion with all the right emotions and the right speech patterns.

Remy though… Fuck Remy man; I really thought he’d be more of a careful soul, a reassuring person; not some sex-driven eighteen year old who thinks getting laid is the best excuse to cure Shelley’s problems by ‘Making her feel better’. Arsehole.

Shelley’s Dad, you arse; I really liked you!!! You were kind and sweet and funny and caring…. You changed man… you changed.

Again I understand why he thought she was crazy or deluded, but the first instinct for a parent is to help them, not have them locked up in a psych ward, which could loosen their brain more.

Overall, the characters were good – just they began very wooden like and then slowly progressed.

In the end; I did enjoy this book, though there was a few flaws, as it was a quick read and I enjoyed the detail that the author included to everything.

Thank you all for reading this review! :D

And again, sorry for lack of communication and blog posts – been super busy!

See ya on the flip side guys,
Joe J

Another quick little add-on; I’m going to Gollancz fest in London in October; it’s going to be awesome!
I’ll be posting a small review of what it was like, what I got and what authors wee there!
If any of you are coming to Gollancz then I hope you enjoy it!
I went to the one last year and it was such a great day! Patrick Rothfuss certainly became one of my favourite people while reading his review of Esio Trot!

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